E-girl influencers are trying to get Gen Z into the military

“Cosplay commandos are posting nationalist thirst traps to mobilise the SIMPs” That’s not a title I was expecting.

I joined for her. She wasn’t even there!

starting to think the employer might not have potential employees best interest in mind

nothing new about I’m cute so go die in a fight

Live by the cat girl, die by the cat girl.

So the army is paying people with young followers to promote the military? Same old army.

This could be the plot for a Metal Gear game. “War has changed…”

yvan eht nioj

If you join the military because of a tik tok e girl that’s on you homie

“Co Ed showers…would you like to know more? Everyone’s doing their part.”

I mean who’s gonna marry the strippers and finance chargers at 27% of we don’t keep feeding the DoD the souls of lost teenagers?

I don’t know exactly what did it, but after reading this I have permanent brain damage

“Lujan, who’s actually employed by the US army psy-ops division’

so a digimal white feather campaign.

Japan has been doing this with mascots and anime girls for decades.

Such a 2023 headline

Maybe the internet was a mistake can we go back

The people that perpetuate E Girl culture don’t have a steady paycheck.

People in the military do have a steady paychecks so it just kind of makes sense.

A neighbor of mine is an army recruiter. He says these kids don’t even qualify. They have mental issues like anxiety,depression and ADD which disqualify you immediately/weight issues/drug issues/can’t pass the asvab. I don’t think Gen z cares about the military. Should be interesting to see how this plays out in the long run. I’m guessing they will have massive bonuses like never before to get people to enlist.

Lmao, why did the article capitalize SIMP like it’s an acronym, e.g. Sexually Impoverished Military Platform?

I must be old because I have no idea what an “E girl” is.

Welp, I’m too old for the army and Marines but a year away from the USAF cutoff point.. after meeting with the recruiter they rejected me before I even got to the ASVAB, because you can see 2″ of an anatomical spine tattoo above a t shirt collar line on the back of my neck (having laser removed currently). So…

I guess beggars CAN be choosers

Boy, are they (e-girl recruits) going to be in a rude awakening.

Well, they can’t lower ASVAB scores any further.

Clearly, their audience is exactly the kind of people you need to win a war…

Almost every woman I’ve met who was in the military has a story of being raped by a superior, or knowing someone who was raped by a superior. I’d love to see those influencer stories on TikTok.

They are smart. We need E-girl infuencers pushing Gen Z into health care.

War, where the young and angry are tricked by the old and bitter to go fight and die for them.

Everyone has realized joining the military is a raw deal. Basically everyone I know who volunteered in the last 20 or so years regrets it.

The fuck did I just read??

“Cosplay commandos are posting nationalist thirst traps to mobilise the SIMPs”

Wat

Dang despite it all this was still a provocative read!

72 e-girls await you

i remember being on twitter and seeing an e girl post an almost nude saying “If you join the army i’ll show you my tits 💜”

bro. 18 year old men can’t be *that* stupid. We know these girls are getting paid by the government. this stupid ass shit