Introducing Bitcoin Cologne, the perfect scent for the modern crypto enthusiast. With its unique blend of musk and citrus, this cologne is sure to make a statement. Whether you’re attending a blockchain conference or just out for a night on the town, Bitcoin Cologne will make sure you stand out from the crowd. Get ready to make a statement with Bitcoin Cologne.
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Smells like 10,000 over-clocked 4080s on a summer afternoon.
smells like freedom?
Stings the nostrils
Better not smell like moms basement
Eau De Crypto
Tagline “She will hodl you forever “
Has to be dubai.
The scent all bankers fear
They re-branded the Wendy’s Tendies scent I see.
Smells like when you wake up in the middle of the night drenched in cold sweat.
Will definitely keep the ladies at a distance
This will help you get the private key to her heart.
Smells like I told you so.
Bitcoloigne would have been better
Where can we get this ?
Smells like false hope
This better have a smell that changes in intensity when BTC value goes up or down
Every mall in America is gonna be trying to spray you with sats.
Uh oh. The CEO of Bitcoin is gonna sue over this.
I have stocks in this
Smells like… victory. 🏄♂️🪖🎖️
Lol….cuz chix dig poor men over rich men…. not
smells like a bull? lol how many of these perfumes are there? 21 million ? 😭😭
Will it make me smell like bitcoin ? 😤