Welp I just lost over 3 bitcoin that I had on BlockFi. All because they were over exposed to FTX.

Oh wait. No I did not. Because **all** my coins are safe in my cold storage hardware wallet.

Not your keys, not your coins. Say it with me.

#Welp #lost #bitcoin #BlockFi #exposed #FTX

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Plane_Nature8101

This is secretly a flex post about having 3 btc

Potatotornado20

Got me there for a sec lmao

A_KY_gardener

Clout hunter, not today OP, NOT TODAY

Snoo_57113

Hi friends! i want to share that i store ALL my money in the safe next to my bed, yes, i already printed the 24 random words there, you can clone my crypto wallet with them because i’m my own bank, i also post frequently online so people can find my place and when im not home.

If i lose the keys, i already backed up the keys with my ex-wife and my teenage kids, absolutely nothing can go wrong, i will also share more information at the christmas party when i’m blackout drunk.

djRVL

i put into cold storage and was too lazy to transferred it to exchange lmao, i guess laziness isn’t all bad

GenghisBanned

What?? You mean I need to make an effort to protect my own wealth? I prefer to trust a 3rd party. Less complicated.

– Every cuck about to get rekt.

pavlo_escobrah

I almost scrolled past and downvoted you son of a gun

x-TASER-x

Strange flex but ok

b0uncyfr0

Such a prick OP..

But kudos.

KaiN_SC

“All because I gave my bitcoin to a central party”

You baited me with this title.

dk_di_que

… All because they were left on an exchange

Maakus

I gave 5 btc to a buddy I know and he pays me $500 a month to hold them, so thats pretty cool! I heard he lost his house though and he’s going through a tough time, so he doesn’t pay me any more. I asked for my btc and he said he’ll need to hold onto it for “liquidity purposes”, which makes total sense to me!

edit: I cannot reach him, his voicemail says he’s taking a break and leaving town for a bit, good for him

Schwoanz

Why would people post shit like this? Fucking Schadenfreude trolls… And I didn‘t even lose money on BlockFi.

Friendly-Mountain535

Stop lying

funkybeatz911

Not your 🔑🗝️🔑 not your 🧀

Filmerd

Up voted because I enjoy human suffering

ScrubbyDoubleNuts

I’ve seen this said so many times, and didn’t listen. Last night I moved everything into cold storage. It always scared me because I’m a dipshit and worried I would lose my passphrase or somehow losing the device would lose my keys. But I’m grateful for this post, thanks.

Fiatmultipla1000cc

Not your coins not your keys

Automatic_Course_861

Not your keys, not your coins!

TetraCGT

Had me in the first half. NYKNYC

Fabtacular1

Consider yourself lucky. Nine months ago you’d be out ~$200k.

Loupland

Nor your Keys, not your coins

StunningWar972

You mf

HumanJenoM

You didn’t lose them cause if they were on BlockFi they were technically not yours

Not your keys, not your crypto!

ebaley

I was about to call you an idiot. The signs about BlockFi were there long ago.

BUY___BITCOIN

GG no re

Phrygian1221

Man, after I read the full post I was going to upvote, but noticed I already did.

choochoomthfka

Not your keys, not your coins. Your keys, your coins.

Not your keys, not your coins. Your keys, your coins.

Not your keys, not your coins. Your keys, your coins.

Not your keys, not your coins. Your keys, your coins.

anonfiles311

I prefer “Not your keys, not your cheese”

Bitcoin_Maximalist

Not your keys, not your Bitcoin.

Insert-Coin81

Had us in the first half.

CaptainPugwash75

I was about to call you a stupid motherfucker!!

Blueberry_Dependent

Good one. Almost got me

ashinamune

Had us in the first half ngl

Connect-Ad-1088

U lost 3 btc because u didn’t secure your crypto

locotx

I was soo rev’ved up to type “WE TOLD YOU TO REMOVE…” (Gotcha Bitch) . . . ya got me

DesignerAccount

Well played OP, well played.

ThisIsKoo

Not your keys; not your koans.

franklyspicy

Nah, bruh. You lost it because YOU kept it on the exchange.

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Tinknocker12

You almost got blasted on

-1DTE

Plot twist

Federal-Attorney-723

If my coins are on trust wallet is it consider my keys ? Or trusts keys ?

Generalthesecond

Hey buddy? What’s your lasts 4?

Dry_Lawfulness_7837

all your coins are safe in the genuine public blockchain
and you still got full ownership access key backed up in your cold storage hardware wallet

Walla_Walla_26

OP user name…damn lots of 9’s

Rice-Fragrant

At least bitcoin is cheap, good time to restack and becoming wiser.

diradder

People on these platform don’t “have x bitcoins”, they have an IOU from the platform. These platforms literally account for your deposits as a liabilities in their books… it should tell you what will happen when (not if) they go under.

Take custody of your bitcoins, exercise self-sovereignty over your money, that’s what Bitcoin enables unlike most other assets.

atict

Weeks of take your keys back but noooo it won’t happen to you right?…

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